Thiel-a-Vision Review: WALL*E |
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Rarely do I reach the end of a movie and feel the desire to stand up and applaud, but this was such a case. I sincerely believe this is Pixar’s greatest effort to date. It’s sweet, sad, uplifting and hilarious. It takes its liabilities–little dialogue, mechanical characters and a garbage-choked future–and turns them into huge advantages. WALL*E himself is a triumph of wringing expression and personality out of often subtle movement. But even more impressive is the “acting ability” of his lady love EVE, who has less of a face and even fewer moving parts. And who knew one could make such a winning character out of a mute, unnamed cockroach? The Pixar animators have terrific comic timing, as they prove in the short that precedes WALL*E. Presto is an excellent throwback to the physics ballet of vintage Warner Bros. cartoons, with its central conceit–a pair of linked magical hats–played out in endless permutations. WALL*E follows with many fun sight gags of its own. The main feature is something of a Lorax for the new millennium, but it takes Dr. Seuss’ storyline a step further by having its characters actually plant the seed and reclaim the Earth. And while its eco-friendly message may not be anything new, it’s got a second moral up its sleeve: that you can accomplish miracles if you just get off your dead, fat ass. I think it’s telling that the fate of the human race ultimately depends on someone pushing a button marked “manual.” One of the many things I loved about WALL*E is the way that its title character touches everyone he meets. His quirky friendliness literally causes others to consider new perspectives and try new things, from something as simple as waving goodbye to the rebellious act of willfully jumping off one’s assigned path. |
Ratings Guide |
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Zero | What the hell were they thinking? Even Ed Wood was more entertaining. | |
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Dear God in Heaven. Probable involvement of Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay. | |
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Seriously shit. Based upon a Saturday Night Live skit. | |
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Mildly crap. Eddie Murphy made another family comedy. | |
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It's not good. It's not bad. It's just there. | |
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Has its moments. A bonus half star for a particularly cool robot or perky breast. | |
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Solid entertainment. Exploding robots and/or multiple bare breasts. | |
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As good as most movies can hope to achieve. May include full-frontal nudity. | |
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Like Mary Poppins herself, practically perfect in every way. |
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