The Deadly Mantis is the heartwarming story of a hundred-foot-long prehistoric insect that thaws out of a glacier and flies around in search of human flesh.
While this is by no means a high-budget film, it was released by Universal and so I found it surprising just how much of it consisted of stock footage. I swear that fully half of its 80-minute running time was comprised of library film of radar stations, jets in flight, airplane spotters, anti-aircraft guns and fleeing Eskimos.
The mantis itself is pretty good for the time, though the main model--an oversized puppet--is a bit stiff. (Ironically, one of the most effective special effects shots has what is clearly a real-life mantis climbing a model of the Washington Monument.) Unfortunately, it doesn't show up all that often before the creatures hides in a New York City traffic tunnel and is promptly gas-bombed to death.
There's an unintentionally hilarious scene in which the military's chief scientific adviser on the case--a paleontologist, of all things--and his girl photographer discuss the mantis while the beast itself ever so slowly approaches outside the huge picture window, the two of them absurdly oblivious to its presence until the moment of impact.
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Zero | What the hell were they thinking? Even Ed Wood was more entertaining. |
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Dear God in Heaven. Probable involvement of Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay. |
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Seriously shit. Based upon a Saturday Night Live skit. |
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Mildly crap. Eddie Murphy made another family comedy. |
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It's not good. It's not bad. It's just there. |
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Has its moments. A bonus half star for a particularly cool robot or perky breast. |
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Solid entertainment. Exploding robots and/or multiple bare breasts. |
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As good as most movies can hope to achieve. May include full-frontal nudity. |
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Like Mary Poppins herself, practically perfect in every way. |
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