Murder Mysteries

One of the ways in which our local Champaign-Urbana Theatre Company (CUTC) raises funds is by performing murder mystery dinners. We are hired by a variety of community groups and businesses to provide lethal dinner entertainment.

They may choose from a list of about thirty different plots, most of which involve seven characters, including one "murderer," one soon-to-be "corpse" and an "investigator." These plots are not complete scripts; all of the dialogue is improvised on the spot and we are often thrown by unanticipated questions from the audience.

Early in the evening, we circulate among the guests and introduce ourselves in character, then spend the next couple of hours dropping clues, getting into arguments, etc. Late in the evening, one of us "dies," and either winds up under a convenient tablecloth--or better yet, dragged out of the room.

The investigator takes over at that point, gathers any dropped clues and invites the audience to suggest suspects. The suspects are lined up and the guests may ask them any question. At this point in the game, only the murderer may lie; the other characters must tell the truth. (Some folks think that they can win through the use of logic games such as "Are you currently lying?" but it doesn't work that way. The murderer doesn't have to lie...)

After the questioning concludes, the guests "vote" for whom they believe committed the crime. The investigator then exonerates the suspects one by one, explaining why they couldn't have been responsible. That leaves only the murderer, who usually makes an angry confession.

It's very formulaic, but a lot of fun, especially when the audience is there to play. Even better, the variety of plots, the ever-changing audiences and settings, and the large pool of actors ensure that no two dinners are ever the same.

I've written several plots, including:

 

Deadly Addiction

Setting

A Hollywood post-premiere party for a new motion picture…an erotic thriller named “Deadly Addiction.”

Cast of Characters

Nichelle Kilman: This fiery-tempered actress had once joined Todd Crays in unholy matrimony. Did she play out a murderous movie plot with her ex-husband?

Kitty Holsum: Her role on TV’s Party of One was a cult success, but it was her engagement to Todd that kept this ingenue in the public eye. Too bad he died last week.

Jack Trevini: Todd's former best friend is angling for the lead in Deadly Addiction 2. But did he create the vacancy?

Rudy Murdent: The chief executive of 21st Century Cox Studios is as ruthless as he is vile. What role did he play in Todd Crays’ rise to the top?

Sally “Sal” Wycoff: “A star among agents.” She represented the deceased. What was the secret of her success?

Mal Gibbons: An actor-turned-director looking for a big hit to turn his career around. His leading man just died, which might be a problem...if Deadly Addiction wasn't already "in the can."

Barbara Siddell: Todd Crays’ "biggest fan," or so she says. Did she take her stalking one step too far?

Sam Hornbeck: The most hated person in Hollywood. Does this gossip columnist know the scoop about the death of Todd Crays?

 

The Truth is Way Out There

Setting

The Believers’ Society is a club devoted to the pursuit of evidence regarding paranormal and extraterrestrial occurrences. Several of its members actively investigate reports of unusual phenomena. The group meets on a monthly basis; tonight is their annual banquet.

Cast of Characters

Kismet Jones: An honest-to-goodness psychic. Think she’s a fraud? She knew you were going to say that. This exotic tarot reader holds all the cards. But would anyone really name his or her daughter “Kismet?”

Albert Hacker: A paranoid man with a conspiracy theory for everything. Albert thinks that the CIA and KGB collaborated to kill JFK. Is this gun enthusiast a loose cannon?

Roy Vincent: Current president of the Society, and an expert on UFOs. Roy has promised to make a major announcement. But is his news about flying saucers simply up in the air?

Marilyn Vincent: She’s spooky, kooky, and altogether ooky. She’s also Roy’s wife. Marilyn used to hunt Bigfoot, but for the past few years she’s been a ghost buster. Tonight she’ll be in poor spirits.

Randy James: Doesn’t believe in any of this nonsense…so why does he belong to the Believers’ Society? It’s hard not to be skeptical about his intentions.

Z. Zittle: Zittle constantly draws parallels between real life and the adventures of Captain Kirk. Claims to have been abducted by aliens. Is this space cadet firing on all thrusters?

D. Anderson: An author writing a book about the paranormal. How far does that research extend?

 

How to Slay a Castaway

Setting

A “Welcome Home” celebration for the former crew and passengers of the S.S. Guppy, recently returned to civilization after being marooned on a desert island for the past decade.

Cast of Characters

Jonah Quimby: Captain and owner of the shipwrecked Guppy. Did his negligence strand his passengers?

Willie Gallagher: First mate and sole crewman. What’s behind his chronic bumbling?

Hudson Schaefer IV: Old-school billionaire. Was the stock market the only thing he played?

Missy Schaefer: Long-suffering socialite wife. Which does she love more, her husband or his money?

Gloria George: Movie-star bombshell. What won’t she do to jumpstart her faded career?

Dr. Ray Hanley: Scholar and scientist. If he’s so smart, why did it take so long to be rescued?

Mary Jane Winters: A country girl sweet as apple pie. Has her reputation soured?

 

How the Grouch Killed Christmas

Setting

Santa’s Workshop at the North Pole, shortly before Christmas.

Cast of Characters

Santa Claus: A right jolly old Elf. Perhaps you’ve heard of him.

Colleen Complayne: Business Manager and head of Customer Service for Santa Co. She really doesn’t want to hear about your problem.

Buttons: An Elf on the Paint and Polish Assembly Line who may have decorated one toy train too many.

Edward L. Fortesque: He seems too mean to run a toy company. What business does he have meeting with Santa?

Candy Cane: She’s a vixen, but not of the reindeer variety. On whose lap has she been sitting?

Edna Mudge: Santa’s next-door neighbor. To what lengths will she go to get a good night’s sleep?

Mrs. Claus: She’s been washing Elf underwear for the last week, so give her a break.

Chief Lawnorder: The Chief of Elfland Security at the North Pole hates being given a snow job.

 

Performance rights for the above scenarios are available for rental by theatre groups or other interested parties. Inquire via e-mail at dspamalotthiel@uiuc.edu. (Remove the phrase "spamalot" from the address line before sending the message.) To hire our troupe for your event, visit CUTC's Seven Corpse Dinners page.

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